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Now you didn’t think Imelda would raise an army and not pay special attention to how my warriors would be shod did you?
Presenting the official shoes of the Order of Imelda.
Incorporating my beloved TASER, I’ve created a stylish yet functional feature heel that will allow you to high kick your assailant into submission whilst maintaining a stylish and cool exterior.
Take that Miss Jessica Simpson.
For less aggressive (and highly amusing) styles check out Madame Trend de la Creme
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Awesome the shoes of the Order of Imelda!!!
Pretty and pratical ;)
I want the first one right away!!!! I can't wait to start using the TASER...
We will be a very stylish army!!!
You could count with me before but now even more.
Luv
xxxx
Posted by: The Seeker | July 16, 2008 at 08:27 PM
Seeker - I know I can trust you to high kick some serious celebrity arse!
Posted by: Imelda Matt | July 16, 2008 at 08:38 PM
Haha that's crazy!
Posted by: Mimi | July 16, 2008 at 08:47 PM
Mimi - not as crazy as the person who'll be on the receiving end.
Posted by: Imelda Matt | July 16, 2008 at 09:01 PM
gimme! just what I need for gettin' back at oul wans who give me and my kids "the look"!
"Show me what you got? You got nuttin sister caus I got it all here-ZuZuZAP"
xx
(do they come in pink satin?)
Posted by: hammie | July 16, 2008 at 09:22 PM
I'll take 100 in the leopard print and raise my own army south of the border. How's that for devotion to mama Imelda?
My maids are in whether they like it or not, J-Simp and Co. must be crushed.
Posted by: Lady Melbourne | July 16, 2008 at 10:05 PM
H - I'll consider adding in pink satin for winter.
LM - Mummy Imelda is proud of Hon. Lady Melbourne. Viva La Revolution!!! ps - Yum Yum's trotting around the lounge in hers. I know your maid will love them.
Posted by: Imelda Matt | July 16, 2008 at 10:36 PM
oh shockers. Imelda, you are truly FABULOUS. did I say that loud enough? :D
Imelda - taking over the world, one shoe at a time
Posted by: Sheri | July 16, 2008 at 10:51 PM
S - baby it's one celebrity at a time!
Posted by: Imelda Matt | July 16, 2008 at 11:27 PM
with our tasers and fried chicken, we will be unstoppable!!
Posted by: trend de la creme | July 17, 2008 at 12:07 AM
Great idea, love those warrior shoes and I'll take the boot!
Posted by: Miss Glitzy | July 17, 2008 at 02:26 AM
Utterly brilliant. Love that leopard print! I'll wear mine proudly.
Posted by: Sal | July 17, 2008 at 02:55 AM
P.S. You? A fire sign? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED. Sagittarius, perhaps?
Posted by: Sal | July 17, 2008 at 05:09 AM
Beautiful design AND functionality!
Posted by: K-Line | July 17, 2008 at 05:14 AM
I can't help but feel like wanting to stomp on someone with those shoes. Lol you ALMOST could not notice it's a TAZER.
Posted by: The Steel Crew | July 17, 2008 at 06:07 AM
You have your army, they have your shoes - this scourge will be tasered out afore long.
Posted by: cybill | July 17, 2008 at 06:07 AM
Trend - don't forget fat and drunk.
MG - I'll custom make something a bit more exclusive for you.
Sal - brilliant..no...an Aries...lol
K - I pay attention to small things!
The Steel Crew - stomp and zap away
Cybill - lets hope so!
Posted by: Imelda Matt | July 17, 2008 at 07:04 AM
Only you could invent this haha. That said...how can I place an order? ;)
Posted by: winnie | July 17, 2008 at 07:14 AM
I don't like the heels, you'd love to see what I've bought...
Posted by: atelier | July 17, 2008 at 07:22 AM
Winnie - when you get back from HK then you can place your order...providing you haven't spent all your money.
A - You can't win 'em all!!!
Posted by: Imelda Matt | July 17, 2008 at 07:44 AM
Now THOSE are shoes I could use!
Posted by: WendyB | July 17, 2008 at 08:37 AM
Imelda let me join your Army?
Posted by: Rebecca | July 17, 2008 at 08:40 AM
Eddie Murphy's mother and her boomerang heels have nothing on these. Don't worry about putting them in a box, I'll wear mine now.
Posted by: super kawaii mama | July 17, 2008 at 08:41 AM
Wow, those absolutely defy description. So I won't try.
I tagged you for the Brilliante Premio Award! Come visit my blog to see about it.
Posted by: enc | July 17, 2008 at 09:36 AM
WB - and you live NY!
Rebecca - your in
SKM - I'll DHL 'em so you can get faster.
enc- hmmmmmxxxx
Posted by: Imelda Matt | July 17, 2008 at 09:54 AM
Crazy idea. Taking off your shoes could be dangerous though.
Posted by: Hayley | July 17, 2008 at 11:44 AM
PAHAHA. So fabulous.
Posted by: Secretista | July 17, 2008 at 01:26 PM
I must have the boot, now! I've never been a mercenary before, this could be fun.
You're on my Premio Weblog Award tag list, though I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks you're excellent.
Much love to you.
Posted by: Cheryl Lynn | July 17, 2008 at 02:24 PM
what the hell? ahhaha
I'm bursting with laughter right now!
You have such a violent mind.
Posted by: a dreamer | July 17, 2008 at 04:55 PM
Dear Mrs M,
Can I please have mine with the Taser heel on the left shoe and a pepper spray heel on the right? For when/if I meet your singing-man-on-the-bus and he decides to do more than sing. Thank you. x
Posted by: the likkle girl who wurves pwetty things | July 17, 2008 at 05:21 PM
Hmmm...I wonder if I can get through airport security with a pair of those? If so, I'll take one order :)
Posted by: Psyche | July 18, 2008 at 01:08 AM
yes yes yes. should be standard issue for every young woman and insecure young man.
Posted by: marmalade wombat | July 19, 2008 at 12:02 AM
how'd i miss THIS?!!
-h
Posted by: Prêt à Porter P | October 08, 2008 at 12:04 PM
hi everyone..
just to let you know i can order these shoes in at any time, we deal with an american manufacturer and the prices are kept to a minimum as we dont have the overheads like many shops. If interested please feel free to contact us.
thanks
robyn
wicked shoes and boots
wickedimports04@yahoo.com.au
Posted by: robyn | October 15, 2009 at 01:10 AM