BRITNEY ISN’T THE ONLY ONE MAKING A COMEBACK!

I feel like I’ve been on an extended blogging vacation (sadly, without the margarita’s and mariachi band). Four days off and Imelda’s riddled with anxiety (did you miss me, do you still love/fear me?) but things are looking up for the Despotic Queen – we’re within a kitten heel of leasing a new Compound. Unfortunately, space is at such a premium I may be forced to convert the car space into 'international student' style accommodation for the house staff - but c’est la vie!

Like Brit-Brit I feel my enforced absence has left many of my Imeldette’s feeling dejected, so I’m going to try and buy back your love. Friend to the Despotic Queen and Chief Maid Sally (from Tailor Maid PR) has been hawking these ‘Borne Naked’ handbag liners for the last 3 weeks.

 

I politely declined her invitations to trial said liners because everyone knows the only thing Imelda carry’s on her despotic person is her Taser and her passport – handbags are for the help to carry.

Here’s the arc in the midday movie where Imelda attempts to buy back the affections of her abandoned and love starved chitlen with a large transparent bag organiser – not quite as exciting as a pony but the best I could do. I’ve got TWO of these nifty bag liners to giveaway, and because it wasn’t specified, Imelda's opening it up ALL Imeldette’s. Drop me a comment in the next 48 hours and you’ll go into the draw.

Comments

[diamondsinchampagne]

My bag is always a mess, these are a nifty idea... It would be good to transfer things from one bag to another as I never use the same bag everyday.
"Handbags are for the help to carry" haha NO-ONE is allowed to touch my bags, it must be on me at ALL times... looking is allowed but no touching :P

[SwanDiamondRose]

throw me in the pile! i'm all totes all the time!

can i get a signed special editon Imelda Taser with that? in pink?

[K-Line]

I love this idea! Please put me in the draw... (Thank you!)

[enc]

I can't be bought.

And anyway, my love for Imelda Matt is unconditional.

[Skye]

Well,those things look exactly like the so-called "wet bags" which mummies like me (and including me) keep in their handbags to store glamorous things such as pooey bum wipes and vomity burp cloths. Therefore I am well supplied with them, and can be happily left out of the prize draw.

Yay for a new compound!

[Alicia]

You may leave me out of the draw.

I've actually received info on this product from the company and I've considered stocking it on Alegorie.

I'm generally too much of a "throw it in anywhere" girl to be able to utilize this product properly myself, but I appreciate that it's quite a practical and interesting product.

[songy]

Me in me in.

We love you Imelda. How could you doubt our love?!

[Make Do Style]

Unlike enc I can be bought but just a cry for love is enough for me to dispense with huffiness and revert to there there darling of course we missed you!

[Lady Melbourne]

I will always fear you darling, love is reserved however, solely for his lordships money.
LM
x

[STYLE DU MONDE]

We will always love you, Imelda :-)

xx

[Grant]

Do I still love/fear you? Always.

You can leave me out of the draw, because Camp as I am, I haven't digressed to the level of carrying an actual handbag as yet.

I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I'm visiting Melbourne in December (12th - 14th) and I'm looking to get all the Melbourne fashion Bloggers together to have a friendly drink.

Can I interest my dread lady? Or do I need to lure you our of the compound with some Gucci Pumps dangling from a stick?

Xx

[lynn]

I need me some handbag liners! Love ya!

[fashion herald]

Missed you yes, fear and love, yes! All the elements of a great relationship. and congrats on the new compound, and no worries, it's chic to downsize these days.

[secretista]

Am I too late?!

[Iheartfashion]

You've been missed Imelda!
Please throw my name into the mix; I could use one of these as I switch bags nearly as often as I change clothes.

[angela see angela blog]

I want in!!!! And I MISS YOU, LOVE YOU, ENVY YOU!

[frockstar]

I've just discovered you, but feel I've missed out on so much already!!!

[Sal]

Dack! Did I miss the deadline?

[Imelda Matt]

thanks for entering...comp is now closed.

[hammie]

sure I already use those yokes when I am jetting back and forth to LDN with only carry onboard baggage. (you have to put them on top of your bag as you go through security, and keep only 100ml bottles of everything.

xx