HOT METAL SLUT SEEKS SAME!

I have a good mind to hunt down the 54.9% of you who voted NO Imelda should not buy the Chrissie Morris black suede wedges. The nerve of some people! Inbound traffic’s been higher than usual (muchas gracias my Bubble-licious comrade) so I say to my new Imeldette’s who may be unfamiliar with the ways of The Despot “you deplorable little beasts, this isn’t a democracy - it’s an Imeldocracy, so please don’t cross Mother Imelda again”.

Anyhoo, this morning I was panting like a Prom Queen candidate when a friend of the Despotic Queen emailed these hot new VAN styles. I realise Imelda doesn’t normally talk sneaker but since I’m still smartin’ over last weeks poll results I wanna mix things up and talk skate sneaker!

Back in the day, Imelda was a screaming hot, metal whore. While my days of slugging Jack Daniels might be few and far between one look at these hi-tops and I was sliding off my leather peplum, scrunching up my perm and itchin’ to be fingered by some security dude called Bobo. The question is which pair says ‘horny hard body - KISS or SLAYER? Happy voting.

Comments

[enc]

Originally, I voted "Slayer," but now I think I may have to change to "Kiss," and get you that belt I saw in Neiman's!

[Gerri Ward]

I luv the Kiss sneakers! I saw them in concert years ago and I had a blast of fun!

[adreamer]

I'm no where near that hardcore but just going on the basis of which one is more eye-pleasing, then I'd pick KISS.

[jennine]

SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously, you could wear those to the demolition derby... kiss... is well, way too hipster mainstream detroit rock city... so you pretty much have to go with SLAYER to have any amount of trailer trash cred.

SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;)

I've never even listened to Slayer.

[Lady Melbourne]

Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaayer, she sluuuurs......LM
x

[songy]

Matt! It was me. Typepad must have eaten my comment.

Those question marks can be avoided I think if the text is written in pure 'html'. What happens is whatever gets copied over from word processors have more than what browsers can render. Now I could be wrong here but the obvious thing you can try is to do the text in Typepad text editor first.. let me know how you go.

back to the business, now I would like those slayer numbers. I'd look so cool... wouldn't you say?!

[skye]

Slayer all the way. I'm making devil horns at the screen right now.

Just make sure you don't accidentally get the Megadeth ones by mistake - those guys suck.

[Sal]

Seriously people? KISS all the way.

[Prêt à Porter P]

i voted yes to wedge!

[savvymode sg]

i voted yes. those wedges are cool... slayer....
i recently found some ed hardy i thought it's really cool too.

[Miss Karen]

I want to see the Chrissie Morris wedges and the Vans Slayer Sneaks out on a date - I reckon they'd get along alright. And I say yes yes to both the wedges and the slayers.

PS. Do these come in Iron Maidens?

[Cas Ruffin]

I pick KISS. I guess they have more street cred than Slayer does. Wattup Imelda, you thought I almost died kuz Thanksgiving almost killed me.

[Cas Ruffin]

I pick KISS. I guess they have more street cred than Slayer does. Wattup Imelda, you thought I almost died kuz Thanksgiving almost killed me.

[fashion herald]

hahaha, imeldocracy! I'll defect for the new year if you look as good as Obama in a suit. and, from a sister ex-metal whore, I'd like to say I can't commit to one camp. You can't piss off the glam boys just to make the hardcore boys happy.

[la couturier]

i'm personally not a fan of sneakers, though the graphics are quite nice. i do love that first shoe at the beginning of your post though!!

xoxo,
La C.

[Te]

Oh meldy, if you ever want to revist your JD skulling days please get in touch. We can jump up and down with angry looks on our faces and whip our hair everywhere so fast it cuts faces. ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! METAL! ps. Kisssssssssss :P

[Make Do Style]

I voted Slayer but then I also was one of those who voted no to the wedges so mayber slayer sneakers aren't a good choice!

[K-Line]

Oh, please. It's Kiss, all the way, baby.

[SwanDiamondRose]

Slayah!!!!!!!! YAAAAAH! i just finished watching "Metal- A Headbanger's Journey" at 5 am. why fight it? 'cuz i got the hair!

hmmmm. and those platforms?!?! are incredible. i'm surprised. i can't believe the peoples have deprived you of this pair Imelda! i guess that is why they are just people and you are a QUEEN!