BAY-BAYS, MOMMY’S HOME!

While I might have taken a two (or three…) month’s break to concentrate on matters of the heart, no one else can catch literary lightening in the bottle like the Despotic Queen!

A 3-month absence might be considered cyber suicide but fuck anyone who thought HRH was yesterday’s blog.

I’ve danced with El Diablo, let him suck my wrinkled titties of tyranny dry and now it’s time for a glittering, lame winged phoenix to rise once more. Order will be brought. Fear will be installed. Chitlens will be tasered.

Mid-market footwear fuckers, you’ve just been put on notice. HRH has slipped on her rumblin’ weave, it’s about to get ugly!

MOMMY’S HOME!

But before I make like Pol Pot, I would like point out that my old adversaries at Tony Bianco thought they’d outwitted Imelda by not uploading this season’s Camilla Skovgaard knock-offs, but all da bitches know, Imelda's all-seeing, all-knowing and she certainly doesn’t need Facebook to shut you down. FYI, the acrid stench of your douchery is ubiquitous…even in hell.

It seems the absence was good for the Despotic Queen. Yesterday 3D published (above) an interview with Imelda and The Style Tyrant claiming we are the ‘fifth-best fashion bloggers in the world’.

How they arrived at the #5 will remain much like Yum Yum’s herculean tolerance for pain and degradation, one of life’s unsolved mysteries.

I would question how much paint the 3D/LURE crew huffed before penning those claims but Imelda’s answers are equally, if not more, fucked-up…and y’all know how much paint I huff. But Rupert, thank you I feel honoured.

Suave journos wheedling their way into Imelda’s favour by peppering my ego with accolades aside, to ALL mah Imeldettes who emailed asking where I’ve been, if I’m coming back, or how to apply fake-tan your prosthetic leg (for reals)...

I LOVE YOU!!!!!

This blog is and will always be for YOU, my beloved Imeldettes.

Comments

[Bianca]

So happy you're back!

[Imelda Matt]

Bianca - I'm happy that you're happyxxx...Now that I'm back hopefully this will put an end all the fucking spam comments that have been posted in my absence.

[K-Line]

I've been waiting in my (diamante) shackles by the door! :-) xo

[Sally]

The triumphant return! HURRAH!

[Lisadom]

Would pay good money to see you and Tony Bianco in a westside story style dance fight xx

[Fashion Herald]

JOY! SWOON! The world is now properly askew on its axis again.

[Sister Wolf]

YAY FOR MOMMY!

[Lady Smaggle]

So lovely to have you back. Loving the photos by the way... who's a handsome boy then?

x

[TheShoeGirl]

WELCOME HOME!!! <3 (finally bitch)

[rena -myfavouriteshoes from Holland]

Finally! Missed your tirades so much! Hip hip hurray for Imelda!