Today fashion waits.
Imelda’s in a tizz since learning the cash strapped Michael Jackson plans to
auction off ALL his crap.
For years I’ve been eyeing off his hyperbaric chamber and this morning my insiders at Julien's Auction House informed The Despot that I was up against some gruesome competition. Apparently Joan Van Ark (bitch just bought Michael’s old face) and the once handsome Linda Evans (who recently acquired Joan’s old face) have been buzzing around like dung flies. I need to move quickly, which is why I’m dropping an image heavy round up of what’s-what and who’s-who from NYFW. If I’m not back to cover off Calvin Klein and Zac Posen, I'll catch you from London.









