Giorgio ‘Crypt Keeper’ Armani recently swept into OZ for a fleeting visit. Looking every bit the suntanned cadaver, the Crypt Keeper dined with Queen Cate and her ‘he’s quite plain, so he must have a huge…intellect’ husband Andrew Upton at Bondi Icebergs (yawn).
Imelda refuses to believe that the purpose of Armani’s visit was to redesign (again) the South Sydney Rabbitto’s costumes. An Armani designed jersey does not a good team make, and besides Versace had a crack at Collingwood’s off field garb years ago – and look at the difference that didn’t make! One can only assume he’s measuring up Queen Cate for awards season.
By the time awards season rolls around Queen Cate will be due to drop and this just screams CANKLE! With this in mind the ‘Steel Butterfly’ has consulted her BOOK. Here are the top 5 shoes to pound the red carpet in and still feel comfy (should one be pregnant at the time – other than pregnancy there is absolutely no excuse for opting for an obviously comfortable shoe on the red carpet).
EASY STEPS ANGORA $109.95
SANDLER CUBA $109.95
SANDLER INDIA $89.95
SANDLER MOVIE $109.95
NATURALIZER PRISSY $149.95
